Resisting “Big Government”

First of all, I don’t think my lawn was so bad. Some people go for the natural look.

Second, I’ve been to jail. I’m not going to be intimidated by the threat of going back to the big house.

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But what can I say? I’m a perfectionist. This should buy me a few weeks.

CPE

I'm routinely overestimated.

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