“The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)” by Flight of the Conchords

Well, looking ’round the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room, in the whole wide room.

And when you’re on the street, depending on the street, I’ll bet you are definitely in the top three good looking on the street, depending on the street.

And when I saw you at my mate’s place,
I thought, “What is she doing at my mate’s place?”
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave, ooh, you’re a legend, Dave.

I asked Dave if he’s gonna make a move on you. He’s not sure, I said, “Dave, do you mind if I do?” He says he doesn’t mind, but I can tell he kind of minds, but I’m gonna do it anyway.

I see you standing all alone by the stereo.
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go.

You’re beautiful, oh, 
you could be a waitress.
You could be an air hostess in the 60’s. You’re beautiful, well, you could be a part-time model.
And then I the deal, I do my move- both of my dance moves.

It’s 12:02, just and you.
And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor.
I draw you near, let’s get out of here.
Let’s get in a cab, I’ll buy you a kebab.

And I can’t believe that I’m sharing
a kebab with the most beautiful girl
            I have ever seen with a kebab,            oh yeah, yeah

Oh, why don’t we leave? Let’s go to your house
and we can feel each other up on the couch.
Oh, no, I don’t mind taking it slow.
No, yeah.

You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
Well, you’re like one of those
I’ve definitely been talking to in the chat rooms

You’re beautiful
Like a tree or a high-class prostitute. 

Oh, beautiful
You could be a part-time model.
Well, you’d probably still have to keep your normal job.
Part-time model

You spend part of your time modeling
and part of your time next to me- 
and the rest of the time doing your normal job.


I'm routinely overestimated.

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